@juliussharpe: You ran a half-marathon? Wow! Half congratulations!
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@Brianhopecomedy: Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old's lunch so it can get out of the house for a few hours.
@hythemafia: Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits.....
@dmc1138: Steve Miller: "Some call me the gangster of love." Rest of the Steve Miller Band: "Nobody calls him that."