@juliussharpe: You ran a half-marathon? Wow! Half congratulations!
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@JB4Realz: "Y'ever wonder why the TARDIS is square on the outside but round on the inside?" *SuperCuts lady finishes my haircut without another word*
@LittlestSlobo: The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you're fighting with your brother.
@EJGomez: me: can i have a coke waiter: is Pepsi ok? me: ya pepsi's fine pepsi: i have a boyfriend
@realHamOnWry: My inner child just threatened to call Social Services if I don't eat ice cream for supper tonight.