@juliussharpe: You ran a half-marathon? Wow! Half congratulations!
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@BwanaChris: Pro Tip : Don't shout at a mate going through airport security "You are the bomb dude, you are the bomb !!"
@newLettuce: Date: I enjoy living here, but I do miss West Virginia Me: *excited* MOUNTAIN MAMMAAAA Date: Would you please stop doing that every time I say West Virg- Me: MOUNTAIN MAMMAAAA Date: Ugh, please just take me home Me: *ecstatic* COUNTRY ROOOADS
@thinkingparsnip: BRUCE LEE: Be formless, shapeless, like water. HARPER LEE: Things are never as bad as they seem. PARSLEY: I am a stalk vegetable.