@RichardDreyfuss: You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast Ben Affleck.
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@StatusInBeirut: If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows.
@WilliamAder: Auto correct changed "mingle" to "mangle," and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party.
@ElleOhHell: I'm sorry, this suitcase is overweight. You're gonna have to take some stuff out and put it in a different bag so the plane doesn't crash.