@Home_Halfway: You really are the cat's pajamas, and by that I mean you're a stupid idea.
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@dshack8: Hate it when I'm at a hotel & the maid leaves her cart unattended & the only thing I can grab before getting caught is 3 dozen shower caps.
@RobertJrDowney: If Twitter was invented by a woman, The character limit would be 10,000 characters.
@One_FineMess: Just tried to kill a snake in the backyard. And by kill I mean screaming as loudly as a human can in an attempt to make its head explode.