@nayele18: You really have to question the judgment of people who have children on purpose.
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@Ikea_Monkey_89: When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that shit.
@amselts: [being strapped to a medieval torture table] "tbh not what I thought you meant when you said you were going to show me a nice rack"
@LoverOfComics94: Money doesn’t grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations.