@TheIronSherk: You really shouldn't label sandwiches, I mean they have a right to exist in a world without labels and judgements just like everyone else.
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@iwearaonesie: dad: You're sitting at the kids table this Thanksgiving me: Why? dad: What's a fuse? me: Uh dad: Who's SpongeBob's best friend? me: Patr- oh
@awescar: If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it.
@usermcuserface: (Knock) Do you have a minute to talk about the lord? Me: (doesn't say a word, just dances the Macarena without breaking eye contact)