@eedrk: you remember me as the guy who put his arm in the doorway to hold open the automatic door for you in 2009. welll, now i need a favor
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@ericsshadow: "To prove how much I love you I'm going to eat this entire pizza." That's not what I - "Please stop. Let me do this."
@fart: Q: Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake? A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts
@usedwigs: The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have.
@PsstCaptain: Teens today have it so easy. We didn't have self-checkout lanes when WE bought condoms.