@TheLemon_: You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
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@thatUPSdude: Sometimes It's nice just to sit with the person you love. But then it has to get all awkward and her husband is all "Why you at our table?"
@SamSykesSwears: "If Bernie doesn't get the nom, I'm voting Trump." "Also, if McDonald's is out of chicken nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."