@Lisa_Laughs_: You said I could have my way with you. If you didn't want me to experiment with gas and fire, you should've been more specific.
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@Eye_Of_Madara: I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat.
@joshgondelman: I know a bunch of guys who are like Christian Grey but without the money and the handsomeness. They're in jail.
@SpencerLenox: A mattress will double in weight after six years, just like everything else I sleep with!