@aveuaskew: You said you couldn't live without me, so it's very inconsiderate of you not to be dead.
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@internetluke: "No, no. No! NO!" - guy who invented black ski masks after people started using them for robbing
@TheQuietPsycho: *getting married Priest: will you love & honor her? Me: I will Her: [whispers to priest] Priest: and leave your phone unlocked? Me: I'm out
@Scott_A_Gilmore: OK, time to put up the tree and spend the next six weeks scolding the cat for playing with the dangly remarkably-cat-toy-like ornaments.