@aveuaskew: You said you couldn't live without me, so it's very inconsiderate of you not to be dead.
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@jonnysun: LIFE HACK: eat a cookie evry time u hav a good idea. this asociates idea w/ cookie. now evry time u eat a cookie u will think of a good idea
@B1gBrainsMcGee: I'm like Helen of Troy. Not in the sense of being breathtakingly beautiful, but in the sense of pissing people off and starting wars
@MissAnneBlondie: Coffee so strong, you finish the "to do" list, that you haven't even written yet.
@AnitaHelmet: If men knew the effect their scent has on women, they'd shower more and fart less.