@neledmax: You said you were only adding your 2 cents but it seems more like your life savings.
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@DranoRaul: People I live with are hiding my shit. The two most effective hiding places to date: 1) out in the open 2) where I last left it
@GoodZiIIa: [gets down on one knee] her: omg [gets down on two knees] her: ok... [gets down on third knee] her: wtf
@djdarrellripley: My toliet has a lifetime guarantee! I never have to buy another one. When I die, my kid will inherit the throne. It'll be like Shakespeare!
@doublewenis: Hey...quick question, fellas: Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?