@neledmax: You said you were only adding your 2 cents but it seems more like your life savings.
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@jensenmarie_: GUIDE TO BEING BATMAN: 1. Lose parents, inherit everything 2. Let people get murdered 3. Never murder the Joker cause he's the best at puns
@TheHyyyype: OLD LADY: help, that man snatched my purse and he's getting away! ME: no need to shout, ma'am, i'll handle it OLD LADY: oh thank you! ME: *takes deep breath* help, that man snatched her purse and he's getting away!
@bacon_gillepic: A client on the phone accidentally said they love me before they hung up Not gonna lie it felt good
@theshantilly: The child that I carried in my uterus for 9 months & suffered through 13 hrs of labor for just asked if he could have my pickle. Hell. No.