@iAmJuddy: You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list.
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@weinerdog4life: We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and spiders, and bears, and scientists, and scientists creating spider bears, and science bears
@kelly_pawlluck: Cute guy: I like that you just say what's on your mind Me: Why do you think Ginger was the only band member named after an actual spice?
@kyry5: At a business meeting: "How about SuperCupid?" "No, expectations will be too high" "GreatCupid?" "Lower" "Uhhh, OKCupid?" "Brilliant"
@Wine_Honey1: People tell you to make yourself at home but then look confused when you drink their liquor and take a nap in the kitchen