@iAmJuddy: You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list.
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@nocturnallyme: I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan.
@FattMernandez: I can never tell if my cat left a dead bird at my door, or if it's the dead bird I ordered from Amazon.
@AbbyHasIssues: I would like to think money won’t change me, but I won $5 on a scratch-off lottery ticket and immediately bought name brand aluminum foil.