@iAmJuddy: You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list.
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@robfee: I don't want a Hot Pocket. I'd rather have a pocket with a nice sense of humor & a pleasant personality.
@ThatBrenna: *takes cat from pocket of doctor's coat & holds it over patient* He has finished his scan. He says he doesn't like you & you have cancer.
@baycontaco: Smartphones don't prevent people from feeling alive and getting in touch with nature. I just walked into a tree.