@facciabella: You say "my ex is stuck under the back end of your vehicle" like its a bad thing.
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@TheTweetOfGod: The odds of Jesus coming a second time are about the same as those of ANY man coming a second time. #amirightladies
@bombfunk75: - Deletes FB account - Leaves Social Media - Moves to Himalayas - Pigeon comes with a note - Opens note - Candycrush request
@TheSweetestD_: Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you
@lecalabara: Caught my son running a Google search for "adult entertainment". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family.