@facciabella: You say "my ex is stuck under the back end of your vehicle" like its a bad thing.
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@AnitaAlibi: My neighbor called my dog fat the other day. Took me two hours to convince my dog that he just had thick fur.
@sammyrhodes: Donuts are made from flour. Flour is made from wheat. Wheat is a plant. Plants are vegetables. Donuts are a vegetable.
@BradBroaddus: I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's.