@facciabella: You say "my ex is stuck under the back end of your vehicle" like its a bad thing.
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@KeetPotato: wife: can you stop messing around lawyer: im not wife: just read my husband's will please lawyer: that's what it says.. "oOoOoh im a ghost"
@livingnBoston: I remember a time when I was much younger and had an infinite supply of drugs and booze. Then some c**ksucker cut the umbilical cord.
@Landon8426: American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took "the floor is lava" game way to seriously as kids.