@Breadery: You say pervert with a telescope. I say biological astronomer.
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@NakedHangover: What I learned in college: 1. Water bottles are a great way to hide vodka. 2. When your thirsty in the morning you will regret #1.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Some coworkers sign emails with "cheers" or "sincerely" followed by their names but I typically use "you've made a powerful enemy today."
@Freudianscript: I'm not real good at talking my way out of trouble, since it's the talking that got me in to trouble in the first place.