@Breadery: You say pervert with a telescope. I say biological astronomer.
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@elle91: Me: God, I just feel so Brain: HUNGRY M: No, I'm very alone. I desperately want B: FOOD M: Part of me is missing. All I need is B: PRINGLES
@HatfieldAnne: In the early hours, the hoarse retching of a cat with a hairball. First one out of bed has to clean up. My bladder is empty. Bring it.
@noog: To the idiots who say ghosts aren't real, maybe you should watch this documentary called Ghostbusters.