@Carbosly: You say "save the date", I hear "more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."
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@Shot_Of_Cabo: Had to be a woman that coined the phrase "severance package." No guy is putting those two words so close to each other.
@thagr8short1: I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there.
@jctwritesstuff: Yeah, no, I don't have a FitBit. I'm pretty sure I have a solid grasp on how inactive I am. I don't need like bells and alarms and stuff.
@badbanana: I cried because my Wi-Fi was slow until I saw a guy stuck talking with his kids because he had no internet at all.