@briangaar: you say "sitting in your parents' basement wearing pajamas" like it's a bad thing
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@iAmDelFreaky: Mom: Any big plans today? Me: Yes, of course, my friend is coming over and... Mom: The mail doesn't come on Sundays. Me: Oh, then no. :'(
@KattsDogma: Cop: license & registration Magician: Check this out *levitates license* Cop: I see. Your license is suspended. Check THIS out *$75 ticket*
@anerdonfire2: Imagine my dismay when I found out she wasn't joking about owning a lie detector machine
@ibid78: Probably the hardest part about being a dj is when you get into a fight and you gotta hold your headphones up to your ear with one shoulder.