@einsteinsexual: You say tomato soup. I say ketchup soup. Cause the three year old won't eat tomato soup.
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@TheWeirdWorld: If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years whether you are successful or not.