@Parkerlawyer: You scream "SWEEP THE LEG!" one time and all of a sudden you're "invited" to watch your kid's wrestling match from the parking lot.
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@qikipedia: In the 1930s, there was an outbreak of exploding trousers in New Zealand. Farmers had used a herbicide that became explosive when it dried.
@williamwanton: Couples that stay fit together don't trust each other enough to go to the gym alone
@junejuly12: Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend. Perfectly regulated office temperatures are a girl's best friend.
@WyanRilson: The hardest part of potty training my puppy is shitting outside with him so he can learn how to