@JosesLovesYou: You see a rat stealing pizza, I see a rat providing for his four turtle children
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@KevinFarzad: Remember when we spent an entire year learning cursive? That's why the other countries are winning.
@KaylarWill: It's a shock to me that people actually pay their student loans. That's a bill I gave to Jesus
@SortaBad: I'm sorry that you invited me over to your apartment for dinner and I created a negative Yelp review about the experience