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@Reverend_Scott: You see two puppies.
"Awwwww!"
But they're cannibal puppies!
"Ahhhhhhh!"
One puppy eats the other!
"Ewwwww!"
Then he takes a nap.
"Awwwww!"

You see two puppies. 
“Awwwww!”
But they’re cannibal puppies!
“Ahhhhhhh!”
One puppy eats the other!
“Ewwwww!”
Then he takes a nap.
“Awwwww!”

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