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@TheAdly: You sell yourself for retweets, you are a prostitweet.
@AKcrazy18: I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg.
That'll blow his Lil mind
@Smug_Lemur: Possible Tic-Tac-Toe results:
a.) it's a tie
b.) you're an idiot
7 across) Person you work with, 9 letters
21 down) Person you hate, 9 letters
@Home_Halfway: "Neighbor"- person next door
"Neigh! Brrrr!!" - cold horse :(
@amishschool: My wife yelled, "This is the LAST TIME I'm going to tell you to take out the trash", and I thought, thank goodness THAT is finally over.