@mstluvstrinkets: You Shook Me All Night Long is a great song that also describes what I do to my husband when he's snoring.
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@RidiculousSheri: I was in a gang once. We wore blue, traveled in packs, and ruled our turf with shiny instruments...wait. Band. I was in the marching band.
@six_2_and_even: My wife is yelling THROW HER THROW HER during Olympic ice dancing with the bloodlust of 80,000 Roman citizens watching gladiators battle to the death.
@bwebster76: Saw a bumper sticker today that said Choose Life. I can think of 10 other cereals I'd choose first.
@ShortSleeveSuit: [English class] Her: I’m never sure how to properly use a colon Me [trying to impress her]: *poops*