@Irish_Dinosaur: "you should be more serious, sir. this is arson." "no this is MY son!" *tousles his hair* "ha ha ha. so how many houses did the rascal burn"
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@DawnHFoster: A man has emailed to tell me I am a bad journalist because the statistics in my article are actually four years old. I wrote it in 2013.
@sixthformpoet: If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never ageing is wearing the same clothes every day.
@philmann: AMERICA: Here in the UK we refer to Jay Z as "Jay Zed" Ice T as "Ice Ted" And LL Cool J as "Led Led Cool Jed"
@samuelhlowe: If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it. Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions.