@1Happytwit: You should never bribe someone to get what you want. You should blackmail them, it's cheaper and much more effective.
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@TheAlexNevil: Pro Tip: don't buy cheap duct tape. Your basement guests can chew right through that.
@BarndogKarck: Fred: let's settle this once and for all! *fred rips my face away revealing bloody skull* Velma: he wasn't wearing a mask! Fred: I know.
@primawesome: If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans.