@UNTRESOR: You should never go grocery shopping when you're hungry and never go clothes shopping when you're naked.
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@5exyunchained: It’s a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.
@alfageeek: Remember: If you don't post a first-day-of-school picture of each child on Facebook, the state will come and take your kids away.