@UNTRESOR: You should never go grocery shopping when you're hungry and never go clothes shopping when you're naked.
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@Fred_Delicious: [everyone in the STI clinic glaring at my Pokemon shirt] "No no it means like, I want to catch all the Pokemon"
@SteveKoehler22: Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon't tell...iPromise
@tarashoe: ah, mercury's going retrograde, that explains why i accidentally squandered my entire youth
@Kyle_Lippert: Go to Starbucks. Tell them your name is Dad. Hide in the crowd. Listen as the hipster barista says "Dad?..Dad?..DAD?..DAD?!" & starts crying