@Birdhumms: You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly.
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@CountGripsnatch: Me: I should stop drinking Me: Why? Me: I dunno Me: You're awesome when you drink Me: Really? Me: Yeah Me: Thanks, me. You're alright
@GensPlace: When I first went on the pill, I put on a bit of weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
@Elizasoul80: I can't believe I live in a world where our only defense against a blizzard is buying extra milk.