@Birdhumms: You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly.
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@Togsbabble: My dog eats his puke and dirty tissues... but I point him to a mushroom I dropped and he gives me the "what is this shit" look.
@vladchoc: Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
@robfee: If you plug in a USB cord correctly on the first try, you shouldn’t have to pay taxes for a year.