@Birdhumms: You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly.
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@SalaciousSully: Dear Americans: It's called snow. It's cold and wet, but can't hurt you from inside the house. It has no opposable thumbs. #AskCanada
@NymphoFor: Little do you know that in my head I've already married you, divorced you, and hidden your body.
@TheMichaelRock: If we have learned anything from the Friday the 13th movies, it's that Jason mainly kills people having sex. Most of you should be good.