@FeverFlave: You should not throw stones at glass houses but they never said anything about the home owners.
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@GreenishDuck: You can lead a horse to water and if he walks on it congratulations you found horse jesus.
@joshgondelman: I know a bunch of guys who are like Christian Grey but without the money and the handsomeness. They're in jail.
@E_lok44: When a 230 lb man yells from the shower for a towel, but you hand him a face cloth, he won't find it nearly as funny as you do.