@wickedsuga: You sneeze more than 5 times in a row and I'm gonna start performing an exorcism.
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@KissabiX: [watches ants struggle with a chocolate & hazelnut covered golf ball I made] They'll be so pissed when they realise it's not Ferrero Roche
@daemonic3: Mom: Did we pack everything? The stupid baby monitor? Dad: Ugh I hate that annoying dumb thing! Tiny Monitor Lizard: Ok wow I'm right here
@Rollmaninoz: Cashier: haha that’s a lotta candy, getting ready for Halloween early eh Me:… Cashier:… Me:… Cashier:… Me: yep
@gorrdano: If you're going to attack me in an @, you better be prepared to give me like three hours or so to think of a good comeback.