@tequilasaltlife: You sneezed 20 times in a row, I think your brain wants out
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@SCBamaMan: The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience.
@papasuncle: When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken.