@tequilasaltlife: You sneezed 20 times in a row, I think your brain wants out
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@girlontapas: Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There's liquor and you can't hear them.
@weinerdog4life: I'm just like the ghostbusters, except I chase squirrels around my neighborhood with a vacuum cleaner
@Shadrach451: I refuse to stay at a Holiday Inn until they publicly specify what holiday they are referring to.