@sixthformpoet: You speak in haiku / That is VERY attractive / Said no girl ever
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@david8hughes: "911? Help, my house is burning down!" "Sir, we're sending the fire brigade right now." "I HAVE ENOUGH FIRE I DON'T NEED A BRIGADE OF IT."
@awkwardphilippe: That awkward moment when your date says she has a hair piece but later you find out she was saying herpes.
@KeetPotato: oh, so now star wars is the best thing you've ever seen, is it? "yes, and?" so you've forgotten about the time we saw a snake wearing a hat?
@StansaidAirport: Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?