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@david8hughes: "You stand accused of 3 counts of first degree murder."
"Look, I'm a lot of things--"
"Are you a murderer?"
[bites lower lip]
"Little bit."

“You stand accused of 3 counts of first degree murder.”
“Look, I’m a lot of things–”
“Are you a murderer?”
[bites lower lip]
“Little bit.”

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