@usermcuserface: You start a mosh pit at the orchestra one time and all of a sudden you're "banned for life" and "arrested".
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@JoParkerBear: If you want to keep your kids out of your phone, you have to think of a creative password they will never ever guess, like your birthday.
@SCbchbum: Ok, Surgeon General, alcohol is bad for pregnant women. The warning label might be more effective stating alcohol causes pregnant women.
@yeetztweetz: this may be controversial to some of you, but ratatouille would demolish stuart little in a fight and it wouldn't even be close