@usermcuserface: You start a mosh pit at the orchestra one time and all of a sudden you're "banned for life" and "arrested".
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@Branka_R: My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting...
@BeerOholic: Warning to ppl who drink & drive, yday while driving, frnd took his arm out to indicate right turn & someone took his beer. Rascals! #txt
@HannahFlores01: Accepting water from a salesperson is a sign of weakness. *faints from dehydration*