@Mr_Kapowski: You tell one kid there's candy inside an electrical outlet that can only be retrieved with a fork and you're never asked to babysit again
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@dshack8: Hell hath no fury like a woman not getting responses to her text messages while she sees that you're continuing to tweet.
@Sassafrantz: Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say "wrong hole"
@sarcasticmommy4: What I said: GET IN THE CAR, WE'RE LATE! What my kids hear: Start looking for a toy that was lost 5 years ago.
@ValeeGrrl: Shoutout to moms leaving long birthday notes to their kids on social media when their child is both illiterate and not on social media.