@JBelk78: You think I'm over dramatic? When an octopus gets upset, it eats itself. THAT'S over dramatic.
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@ghostkrogh: alladin: do u trust me jasmine: i've only known you for 2 hours a: so u don't wanna jump off this rooftop j: lemme ask my tiger first
@CantWaitToNap: When a cop talks to you about Miranda, he's not inviting you for a three-way... I know this now.
@painted_eel: *whispers to old lady at Starbucks* one time they ran out of coffee here and we ate a baby