@JBelk78: You think I'm over dramatic? When an octopus gets upset, it eats itself. THAT'S over dramatic.
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@WalkingOutside: Shout out to whichever childless person invented toys that erupt in an epic sound and light show when you toss em in the toy box at night.
@Mormonger: Veganism is responsible for The Fall. Adam & Eve ate the fruit when they should have BBQ'd the snake.