@JBelk78: You think I'm over dramatic? When an octopus gets upset, it eats itself. THAT'S over dramatic.
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@salmarch79: I went around the block with my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.
@TheAlexNevil: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And I'm terrible with decisions, so I went home.
@Parentpains: Surround yourself with people that can't handle their alcohol, so you can drink theirs after they pass out.
@imshitimsorry: lady at table behind me: sometimes babies get gassy. they can't burp so they get mad and cry me, turning around angrily: its not JUST babies