@buseysteeth: You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning.
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@internetluke: [plane] "Is there a doctor on board?" Im a doctor "Okay quick the passenger is having a heart att- Of fine arts "What?" Doctor of Fine Arts
@anerdonfire2: The worst thing about that mime stealing my woman was when he silently laughed at me