@ErrenMichaels: You threw. Our tea. In the harbour. And then you changed the spelling of harbour. We do not. Forget.
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@Kyle_Lippert: Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze it's like a little party on your face.
@thatguyJA: I'm confused, why does the Gangnam Style guy want to launch a nuclear attack on the US?
@KentWGraham: COWORKER: Walking is better for your knees than running. ME: Hammocking is better than both.
@JayDee422: I'm close to $100,000 deep in student loans for my English degree and I just used the word "awesome" 10 times in a row to describe a guy.