@ErrenMichaels: You threw. Our tea. In the harbour. And then you changed the spelling of harbour. We do not. Forget.
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@Brianhopecomedy: My 4 year old is handing me one grape to wash at a time so breakfast should be served around midnight.
@RichHarris2: Somebody called me a free spirit today and my heart leapt as I turned back to my paperwork.
@SomthinBoutSara: Twas the night before Christmas, all through the house not a creature was stirring not even my vodka martini because it's shaken not stirred