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@matsmoustache: You walk into my bedroom...

I'm laying naked with a platter of nachos on my chest.

You get punched while trying to take some of my nachos.

You walk into my bedroom…

I’m laying naked with a platter of nachos on my chest.

You get punched while trying to take some of my nachos.

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