@TheTimmyToes: "YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?" - guy that just got a new kite for his birthday
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@Sassafrantz: [date] Me: Are you a serial killer? You have to tell me if you are. Him: That's a cop. Me: Changing the subject, just like a serial killer
@simoncholland: Letting the grocery bagger bring my groceries out sounds nice but I can't handle trying to remember where I parked in front of a stranger.
@LosLos__: And then God said: Let women have infallible memory. But technology said: And screenshots, just in casies.