@welfarehoe: "YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!?" I yell to my husband as I hand him the trash.
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@wildethingy: Could a murderer do THIS? *lawyer points to defendant doing cool tap dance* I remind the jury that only guilty feet have got no rhythm.
@mrtruthandsoul: Me: ... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: .. Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: ... (Women, take note *ahem* Man's best friend)
@Social_Mime: If you've ever wondered if your drunk Uncle would make a good President you aren't wondering anymore.