@thesulk: "You want to have your cake and eat it, too." "Yeah. It's MY cake."
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@MisterBombay: If I were a fashion designer I wouldn't spend any money on advertising but rather pay old people to wear my competitor's clothing
@pleatedjeans: Wife: I made you an appt. with the eye doctor Me: [spreading cream cheese onto Destiny's Child CD] MY EYES ARE FINE
@ruinedpicnic: some people want to be buried when they die. others want to be cremated. personally, I think I would like to be brought back to life