@thesulk: "You want to have your cake and eat it, too." "Yeah. It's MY cake."
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@truegritrumble: My mother wanted grandchildren, so I changed the ring on her phone to the ice cream truck song so she can attract one.
@UNTRESOR: I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.