@thesulk: "You want to have your cake and eat it, too." "Yeah. It's MY cake."
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@AtticusFinch79: [murder scene] Snail detective 1-He left a decent trail SD2- Let's track him down *10 hours later* SD1-Damn that guy is fast
@Dawn_M_: Okay stranger, it's clear that we walk at the exact same pace, speed up or at least hold my hand.
@BlindChow: [takes e-cig from guy beside me & takes a hit] dude, your e-cig is broken GUY BESIDE ME: give me back my clarinet