@thesulk: "You want to have your cake and eat it, too." "Yeah. It's MY cake."
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@TheAlexP: I'll put a comma, after a comma, even if it doesn't need a comma, to completely, drive you, insane.
@moose_chocolate: If by "fetching" you mean "looks like I was dragged from the woods by a dog" then yes I look fetching.
@BFNotAllowed: My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.
@Sassafrantz: [male bank teller gives my niece a sucker] Me: What do you say? Niece: My aunt's single, do you have money? Me: lol how embarrassing! Do u?