@thesulk: "You want to have your cake and eat it, too." "Yeah. It's MY cake."
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@Tmoney68: [Jews being led out of Egypt] Woman: *mumbles* 40 years? He couldn't just stop & ask directions? Moses: WHO SAID THAT? NO MANNA FOR YOU!
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