@mydmac: You want to piss off a woman? Hide one shoe.
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@Ideal_Victoria: It's official... My voice is incapable of making, "Thanks. I appreciate that" not sound sarcastic.
@SladeBlue: Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of.
@michaelianblack: When Pink Floyd sings, "just another brick in the wall," it's a little bit demeaning to bricks.
@Abfablee: Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is.