@mydmac: You want to piss off a woman? Hide one shoe.
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@maddie11_Anders: Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?
@haleysfalling: [showing people around museum] and if u look to ur left you'll see a bunch of uppity people who get reaaal weird when you lick the paintings
@BradBroaddus: I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's.