@That_Matt2: You will feel dumb when we find out the guy who headshotted Harambe was from the future trying to prevent Planet of the Apes..
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@FuckabillyRex: Instead of a post-workout protein shake I have mashed potatoes and gravy and instead of working out I have mashed potatoes and gravy.
@The_Just_Factor: Nice try Jehovah's witnesses, but dressing up like the police and saying you have a warrant isn't going to get me to come to the door.
@marknorm: You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
@icecube: Stealing endorsements is not how you become the president of the United States, homie. Leave my name out ya mouth...