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@BlindChow: "You will not marry him! He is not of our kind!"

But we're in love!

"It is forbidden!"

*whale elopes with submarine*

“You will not marry him! He is not of our kind!”

But we’re in love!

“It is forbidden!”

*whale elopes with submarine*

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