@RunwayDan: You won't believe this, kids, but TV used to end. Every day. They played the national anthem, and then it just...stopped. Scary, huh?
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@DadandBuried: As far as I'm concerned, anyone who suggests I should have a third child is committing a hate crime.
@HatfieldAnne: First 20 minutes driving through farm country: "Isn't this pretty?" Next 3 hours: *can't remember a life before corn*
@DirtMcTurd: when someone pisses you off start counting down from 10. When you get to 8 punch them in the throat, they will never expect it.
@GeauxSaints79: I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with "What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"