@Steelers1972: You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.
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@Dani_Feld: A man accidentally made eye contact with me on the train, so I left my shoe behind. And now, we wait...
@AlexvanBeek: Don't bore a girl by saying she's beautiful, like every other shallow creep Grab her interest by saving her from a staged hostage situation
@OnlyFastEddie: I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls.