@ilovepie84: You would be surprised at how many people will run if you yell "ITS A TRAP" and run in a random direction
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@AimeeHelene1: I'm gonna start giving bad news to people in that cute, high pitched voice I use to talk to kids and dogs.
@Sean_Burgundy_: It's so frustrating when your therapist tells you to go to your happy place then yells at you when you show up at her house
@johngaysee: My dog and I have two things in common: We like burying our bones in other peoples backyards and fleas :-(