@ilovepie84: You would be surprised at how many people will run if you yell "ITS A TRAP" and run in a random direction
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@AimeeHelene1: I bought a white bathrobe and splattered it with red paint just to freak out my neighbors when I go get the mail.
@Social_Mime: If someone bumps into you while you are wearing camouflage you have no one to blame but yourself.
@Jandalize: I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they're 21.
@WheelTod: *Prosecution points to badger*: Objection! This animal has no place in court! Defense: Your honor, the badger is prosecuting the witness