@iLikeCatShirts: You'd be surprised at all the discounts you get when you come in swinging a sword!
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@GrantTanaka: We should probably abolish the death penalty since we don't even get to throw rotten vegetables at people anymore
@GerryMcBride: Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ. Soldier: You can just point to him. Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job.
@lemmywinkler: The "oops, wrong hole" excuse doesn't work when she catches you with her best friend.