@iLikeCatShirts: You'd be surprised at all the discounts you get when you come in swinging a sword!
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@PaulShakeySharp: Ive just finished writing my first ever childrens novel. It's called 'We're poor because of you'.
@zachreinert03: My ex claimed I had a 'hero' complex, but whatever I think wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants is a bold & brave fashion choice
@GarreTheFerret: My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary.