@JiminyKicksIt: You'd better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia.
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@KenJennings: Dance like no one is threatening to call the police if you don't take your boombox and leave the Christian Science Reading Room immediately.
@jonnysun: "caramelized" is just a word chefs use if they burn things caramelized onion caramelized apple caramelized todd from HR who tried to diss me
@autocorrects: I don't understand why some snacks are "fun-sized", there's really nothing "fun" about having a smaller portion of food.
@KyleMcDowell86: "Is Phil coming tonight?" "Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?" *suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*