@YourAnMoron: You'd think a dude named Captain Crunch would have amazing abs.
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@wesleysnipes: Today I am choosing to stay positive and kind to anyone I encounter today, except vampires.
@KevinFarzad: Hmm ok Trump may have said another horrible thing but let’s not forget Hillary once texted a friend “Omw!” while she was still in the shower
@VinnyPisciotta1: Good is the enemy of great. Sponge is the enemy of math. Metaphysics is the enemy of Walmart.