@YourAnMoron: You'd think a dude named Captain Crunch would have amazing abs.
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@MrFjayy: Me: your shoes are on the wrong feet 4yo: Me: ....... 4yo:......... Me : 4yo : but I don't have any other feet Me : fair enough --__--
@JasonLastname: Who'd win if Batman fought Santa? Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
@DopeyTweeter: Me: Your baby looks funny. Her: That's my dog. M: Yeah.. uh huh. H: ... M: I'd tell everyone it was my dog too if my baby looked like that.