@YourAnMoron: You'd think a dude named Captain Crunch would have amazing abs.
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@JB4Realz: [Snake Owners Club] Thanks for coming. A reminder, stuffing an animal into a sock does NOT make it a snake. [Me & like 3 other guys leave]
@ItsAndyRyan: Convince neighbours you're shrinking by walking past their window with progressively larger jars of hellmann's mayonnaise.