@RorynotRoy: You'd think Goldilocks would have been all like, "Damn, it smells like bears in here. Is that a family portrait of bears?! I should leave."
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@thenatewolf: Go ahead, mate with someone who wears glasses, add to the degradation of our eyesight as a species. Not like there are bears we need to spot
@drearydoug: At my parent's house, or as I like to call it, the world's most judgmental self-service laundromat.
@TheRolo: Jesus: Welcome to my summer party [Jesus puts finger in the pool and turns it into wine] Apostles: awwww YEAHHHH Judas: Merlot? Seriously???