@sixfootcandy: You'd think my hair would be a little more cooperative considering how many times I blow it per week.
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@InkedUpKidder: Saturday in my 20's: "Nice, this club is hot! gimme a Vodka tonic!" Tonight: "Nice, grocery store is empty, ooh I got coupon for that !!"
@Nodine13: Tell her you already got her gift, & ask her to try & guess. Then go buy something she guessed. Shopping made easy.
@JermHimselfish: *holding a rattlesnake in each hand* These are the angriest maracas I've ever played
@Lovestained555: If you put healing crystals in a sock and beat someone with it do they cancel each other out?